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25 Jan
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Photo: Suzy Amis and James Cameron arrive at the Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles for the premiere of “The Hurt Locker” on May 6, 2009. Credit: Frederick M. Brown (Getty Images).
“just remember: keep holding her hand, keep holding her hand, keep holding her hand…”
James Cameron: Honey, this here is The Hurt Locker, the film that my ex-wi– is that Kathryn over there?! Whoa! SHE’S STILL HOT!
Cameron’s current wife: Um… I’m right here
James Cameron: …
Cameron’s current wife: By the way, you know her movie’s gonna rub your Dances with Smurfs project into the ground, right?
James Cameron: Honey, this is the HFPA. This group was the inspiration for the phrase “money talks.” I have nothing to worry about
Caption:
James Cameron, with wife Suzy Amis, taking a
short break from changing the game to attend the premiere
of his ex wife Kathryn Bigelow’s film, The Hurt Locker.
Cameron thinks to himself, “I hear a chick directed this movie. Ha! A chick directing a war movie. As if there were anyone who could derail my inevitable ride to a second Oscar for Directing. There’s the girl who directed it over, the silly – oh crap, it’s Kathryn. I’m in trouble.”
Cameron: This movie better suck, my next Oscar depends on it.
Amis: This movie better suck, my marriage depends on it.
Despite being the world premier, Cameron was well acquainted with
Bigelow’s hurt locker.
The HMFIC, with Wife No. 5 in tow, attends the premiere of Wife No. 3′s film, which unbeknownst to Mr. HMFIC, would later begin a steady campaign to emasculate the grandeur of his grand opus “Ferngully: The 3D Spectacle”
Cameron: If only Kathryn knew that anything outside of December has no chance of competing with my “Avatar”.
Kathryn, what was I thinking?! Seeing you again gives my Avatar blue balls!
“Suzy, please just smile and act like you’re “Queen of the World.” ” Trust me, this little
film of hers isn’t going to amount to much.”
Honey, I promise I didn’t know that Kathryn’s movie was
here. And I still don’t know how “Terminator 2″ got in
our movie collection. Linda must have left it.
“I was gonna cast Suzy as one of the Na’vi, but she didn’t want to have to gain weight for the role.”
The angle of the photo helped Cameron explain to his wife that that they did not see his ex-wife’s new movie, “The Hurt Locker”. They saw the foreign flick “The Hup Lockep”, an ice fishing drama.
Just keep grinning like you mean it. Trust me, nobody’s gonna remember this movie after a week.
“Suzy, I know you are worried about me seeing Kathryn, but can you loosen up on my hand? It’s called the Hurt Locker, not the Hurt Husband!”
Suzy: Jim, even I’m rooting for Kathryn to win the Oscar.
i’m sorry is this the avatar premiere or rehearsals for the new season of Big Love ?
Suzy: James, stop those wandering eyes.
James: Sorry Kathe— um, I mean Suzy.
Suzy: God, I bet that bitch made sure the Hurt Locker came out in 2009 just to piss me off.
Suzy Amis and James Cameron connect using Na’vi ponytails shaped like hands.
Cameron: “I don’t think about any of my ex-wives anymore. Least of all Katheryn. Now, come on, Linda– I mean Neytiri. Damn, I mean Suzy.”
The hurt focker arriving at The Hurt Locker.
Should have come to the premiere as their avatars.
Suzy: Still feel like King of the World?