SUGGEST FUNNIEST CAPTION, WIN A GLOBES PROGRAM!

25 Jan

Whoever suggests the funniest caption for this photo (in the comments section below) will be mailed an official program from the recent Golden Globes!

Photo: Suzy Amis and James Cameron arrive at the Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles for the premiere of “The Hurt Locker” on May 6, 2009. Credit: Frederick M. Brown (Getty Images).

23 Responses

  1. LePuu 25. Jan, 2010 7:44 pm #

    “just remember: keep holding her hand, keep holding her hand, keep holding her hand…”

  2. Julian Stark 25. Jan, 2010 7:49 pm #

    James Cameron: Honey, this here is The Hurt Locker, the film that my ex-wi– is that Kathryn over there?! Whoa! SHE’S STILL HOT!

    Cameron’s current wife: Um… I’m right here

    James Cameron: …

    Cameron’s current wife: By the way, you know her movie’s gonna rub your Dances with Smurfs project into the ground, right?

    James Cameron: Honey, this is the HFPA. This group was the inspiration for the phrase “money talks.” I have nothing to worry about

  3. Shane 25. Jan, 2010 9:05 pm #

    Caption:

    James Cameron, with wife Suzy Amis, taking a
    short break from changing the game to attend the premiere
    of his ex wife Kathryn Bigelow’s film, The Hurt Locker.

  4. Charlie 25. Jan, 2010 9:14 pm #

    Cameron thinks to himself, “I hear a chick directed this movie. Ha! A chick directing a war movie. As if there were anyone who could derail my inevitable ride to a second Oscar for Directing. There’s the girl who directed it over, the silly – oh crap, it’s Kathryn. I’m in trouble.”

  5. Corey 25. Jan, 2010 10:11 pm #

    Cameron: This movie better suck, my next Oscar depends on it.
    Amis: This movie better suck, my marriage depends on it.

  6. Greg 25. Jan, 2010 10:49 pm #

    Despite being the world premier, Cameron was well acquainted with
    Bigelow’s hurt locker.

  7. Benjamin 26. Jan, 2010 12:40 am #

    The HMFIC, with Wife No. 5 in tow, attends the premiere of Wife No. 3′s film, which unbeknownst to Mr. HMFIC, would later begin a steady campaign to emasculate the grandeur of his grand opus “Ferngully: The 3D Spectacle”

  8. Danny King 26. Jan, 2010 1:00 am #

    Cameron: If only Kathryn knew that anything outside of December has no chance of competing with my “Avatar”.

  9. Ttocs 26. Jan, 2010 1:09 am #

    Kathryn, what was I thinking?! Seeing you again gives my Avatar blue balls!

  10. Missy 26. Jan, 2010 1:19 am #

    “Suzy, please just smile and act like you’re “Queen of the World.” ” Trust me, this little
    film of hers isn’t going to amount to much.”

  11. Mitch 26. Jan, 2010 3:09 am #

    Honey, I promise I didn’t know that Kathryn’s movie was
    here. And I still don’t know how “Terminator 2″ got in
    our movie collection. Linda must have left it.

  12. Todd 26. Jan, 2010 1:02 pm #

    “I was gonna cast Suzy as one of the Na’vi, but she didn’t want to have to gain weight for the role.”

  13. Cory 26. Jan, 2010 2:35 pm #

    The angle of the photo helped Cameron explain to his wife that that they did not see his ex-wife’s new movie, “The Hurt Locker”. They saw the foreign flick “The Hup Lockep”, an ice fishing drama.

  14. wongie 26. Jan, 2010 5:25 pm #

    Just keep grinning like you mean it. Trust me, nobody’s gonna remember this movie after a week.

  15. DKF 26. Jan, 2010 7:29 pm #

    “Suzy, I know you are worried about me seeing Kathryn, but can you loosen up on my hand? It’s called the Hurt Locker, not the Hurt Husband!”

  16. John O'Neil 27. Jan, 2010 1:03 am #

    Suzy: Jim, even I’m rooting for Kathryn to win the Oscar.

  17. daniel 27. Jan, 2010 1:35 am #

    i’m sorry is this the avatar premiere or rehearsals for the new season of Big Love ?

  18. Chris 27. Jan, 2010 1:37 am #

    Suzy: James, stop those wandering eyes.
    James: Sorry Kathe— um, I mean Suzy.
    Suzy: God, I bet that bitch made sure the Hurt Locker came out in 2009 just to piss me off.

  19. Inkdrone 27. Jan, 2010 4:57 pm #

    Suzy Amis and James Cameron connect using Na’vi ponytails shaped like hands.

  20. Anthony 28. Jan, 2010 4:27 pm #

    Cameron: “I don’t think about any of my ex-wives anymore. Least of all Katheryn. Now, come on, Linda– I mean Neytiri. Damn, I mean Suzy.”

  21. Kriegs 29. Jan, 2010 11:50 pm #

    The hurt focker arriving at The Hurt Locker.

  22. Marc 31. Jan, 2010 3:28 pm #

    Should have come to the premiere as their avatars.

  23. Bill W. 01. Feb, 2010 2:07 pm #

    Suzy: Still feel like King of the World?

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